original black romantic comedy by onicia muller

Chicago Actor Casting Call: Modern-day Black Romantic Comedy

Logline: A ‘leftover fatty 304’ and a ‘high-value man’ fight together against an infamous Red Pill grifter and his army of incels—ultimately discovering love by revealing their true selves to an equally authentic partner.

Submissions close Friday, January 31, 2025

Title: Rest in Piss, Devin Damuels
Genre: Romcom, satire
Format: Feature
Length: 108 pages

WGA Registration # 2280756
Note: this is a non-union project and open to all actors, including those without formal training.

Rest in Piss, Devin Damuels is a blackity-black romantic comedy. It’s a satire about the gender wars, red pill grifters, and the manosphere. We’re putting comedy back in romantic stories. Yes, the message is progressive. No, there is absolutely no ‘woke’ terminology in the script.

Table Read Details

Pay for non-union: $150.00 plus travel reimbursement via Venmo, Paypal, Zelle, or personal check.

Pay for union actors: include your half day rate in the form.

Location: Chicago / TBD

Date: April 2025 / TBD

Time: 3-4 hours / exact time TBD

This is a non-union, independent project. A recording will be used to aid the re-write process and shared privately for funding opportunities. 

Cast and Script Sides

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ROCCO GIBBS (lead/36/male/Black)

On paper, Rocco meets all the requirements of a high-value man. He’s well-built, fashion-forward without being pretentious, he’s tall, cultured and educated. He’s a seeker of knowledge, a hopeless romantic looking for a running partner. His willingness to help and be a hero makes him approachable and lovable.

Male romantic lead – 25 scenes

KELLY STEVENS (lead/35/female/Black)

She’s Black. She’s fat. She’s over 27. Red Pill incels call her a ‘leftover, fatty 304 (hoe/whore). All that hate means nothing because at 35 years old, she’s absolutely done taking shit about her appearance. She loves herself, her life, and she makes her lovers rock hard. As the youngest of 3 daughters, she used to being spoiled by the men in her life.

Female romantic lead – 35 scenes

DEVIN DAMUELS (lead/55+/male/Black)

Atlanta’s most infamous Red Pill grifter. Devin nails the faux intellectual aesthetic–including thick statement specs and overly ‘enhanced’ hair. He’s smug, loves metaphors and analogies, and setting intellectual traps.

Lead villain – 21 scenes

CHRIS (supporting/37/male/Black)

What’s not to love about this high-value man? He’s Dark skinned, tall, and hella ripped–he looks like a Black erotica novel cover model. Confident. Not jealous. Ready to settle.

Supporting false love – 14 scenes

SHEREE (supporting/25/female/Black)

Sheree is peak femininity in ‘classy bitch’ attire. Her French-leaning Haitian accent gives foreign appeal. If Destiny’s Child “Cater to You” was a person, it would be Sheree.

Supporting / villain’s love interest – 10 scenes

WENDELL WILLIAMS (supporting/40s/non-binary/Black)

The monarch of messy daytime television. Wendell is a nonbinary media maven who spills the tea, gets the drama, all while rocking a fabulous wardrobe. Don’t let the party-girl antics fool you, Wendell is calculating and always has insider info.

Supporting – 15 scenes

ALEXIA / MASKED WOMAN (supporting/grown/female/Black)

The type of woman people are tempted to judge solely from her ‘cover’: a stupid-tight security uniform, long acrylic nails, a 40-inch buss down wig–you know the look. But then, Alexia’s straight-shooter persona relaxes them to the point of willingly revealing their secrets. She’s the type of stranger who makes you feel like you’ve been friends forever even though you’ve just met.

Supporting – 7 scenes

DR. DIJAH (supporting/60+/female/Black)

Dijah is Kelly’s surrogate mom, wise bestie, and employer. She’s a sexually liberated woman who has lived and is absolutely not interested chasing youth. As a licensed couples therapist she absolutely believes that everyone is worthy of love. She embraces love and romantic pairings of all kinds. The rise of the manosphere and its Red Pill-pushing gurus absolutely frustrates her. She carries significant guilt for getting Kelly caught in this war with Devin and his army of misogynistic incels.

Supporting – 6 scenes

MYRON (supporting/30s/male/Black)

Everything about him is so average. He feels very much like a small-town gym teacher past their prime. a novice at negging. He’s a worm of man and only a self-hating, virginal Christian woman, who is pushing 33 (gasp!) and desperate to fulfill her godly calling to be a tradwife would give him a second look. Myron is a man completely lost in manosphere, red pill rhetoric.

Supporting – 9 scenes

TRUDY/GERTRUDE (supporting/60 going on 30/female/Black)

Gertrude is 60 going on 30. Following a lifetime of being out of shape and chronically single, she determined not to waste her second act. The gawds saw her fitness efforts and rewarded her with a glow-up; her skin-removal surgery went wrong and she woke up with a BBL and new tiddies! Now she’s in Ruby Nicole’s Gems Bootcamp and ready to go from sugar baby to high-value housewife.

Supporting – 10 scenes

RUBY NICOLE/RULA NKEM (supporting 30s/female/Black)

Ruby Nicole is an unabashed, high-maintenance man-eater, everything has her brand on it. Shameless self-promoter. She loves a Birkin, but she’s no ditzy bird; she’s a master of her craft and creator of a 4-phase system that helps women and femme secure the ring and alimony.

Supporting villain – 13 scenes

UTILITY VOICE ACTOR 1 (Feminine or nonbinary)

In this capacity, you will cover any femme or nonbinary extra with speaking roles.

UTILITY VOICE ACTOR 2 (masculine or nonbinary)

In this capacity, you will cover any masculine or nonbinary extra with speaking roles.

Casting Submission Form

To be considered for this table read, please submit your casting materials by Friday, January 31, 2025.

You can link to your acting reel or a video of you reading the provided script sides, in whole or in part. You are not required to be off book.

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