Category: Stories
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Getting scammed on Ecuadorian beach
Listen to the tale of not-so-slick beach vendors in Ecudor. No beach will compare to the sweet sweet beaches of the Caribbean.
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Butt Doc violated me at a party: Botched Booty Story Time 10
On some level, I think I’m afraid of being an Angry Black Woman or a diva, but this whole situation was avoidable and unacceptable. If this ding dong had simply said he was too tired to operate, and maybe if he wasn’t high key racist and grossly underestimated how much pain I was in, then…
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Hemorrhoidectomy complications: Botched Booty Story Time 9
More pain. More Tears. Part 9 is the penultimate episode of my botched booty surgery saga. I trusted the doc and leaned into the opioids and it caused constipation! The last thing I need is to destroy the new boot!!!
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Hemorrhoidectomy lies: Botched Booty Story Time 8
My doctor promised I would be healed in 3 weeks. But, multiple ER visits later I realized that these doctors are LIARS! In part 8 I meet a nother booty groupie. What is it with these fanboy doctors?!
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I should have sued my doctor: Botched Booty Story Time 7
Listen, I’ve pushed humans out of my whohaha without an epidural. The pain I felt was like no other. You’re gonna need more than Tylenol. Part 7 is all the reasons why I should have sued that shitty butt doc!
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Bleeding out after hemorrhoidectomy: Botched Booty Story Time 6
Beloveds, it truly is a miracle that I am alive. That ding dong munchin’-a$$ doctor didn’t stitch me up correctly. I was bleeding out of my booty for several hours post-surgery. Part 6 is a doozy.
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Pain like no other: Botched booty story time 5
Hold on to your breakfast because, in part 5, I’m about to get super graphic explaining the pain and horror that is a hemorrhoidectomy.
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The surgeon forgot me: Botched Booty Story Time 4
In part 4, we finally arrive at my big surgery date. I was so excited about my new booty until dun, dun, dunnnn… the stupid surgeon forgot I was coming.
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Paging Dr. Groupie: Botched Booty Story Time pt 3
Hey Friends, It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy. Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz…
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Return of the hemorrhoids: Botched Booty Story Time 2
Hey Friends, It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy. Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz…