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Return of the hemorrhoids: Botched Booty Story Time 2

Hey Friends,

It’s me, Onicia—writer, comedian, survivor of a botched booty hole surgery. That’s right, I’ve been gone for a minute because I pushed out a human and then the Bad Butt Doc™ totally botched my hemorrhoidectomy.

Why am I confessing all of this in a 10-part video series? Well, the internet said Lil Fizz showed his anus on Only Fans. They claimed he looked busted and ran through. And to be overly honest—y’all already know oversharing is how I pay the bills—I decided to tell my truth. So, buckle up, like, comment, and subscribeeeeee!

In part 2, I retell how painful hemorrhoids returned during my first pregnancy. Yo, pregnancy is the ghetto. It’s not beautiful. That ‘glow’ is actually sweat. Shout out to all those who survived growing a new human inside of them.

Can’t watch? Listen to all the drama on Spotify for Podcasters!