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I made some things to make you laugh, spark joy, and spread positive vibes.

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Funny greeting cards | caribbean comedian | onicia muller

$5 USD

Mac and Cheese – Funny Friendship Greeting card

FRONT
We go together like mac and cheese. You’re the Mac Daddy and I’m Cheesy.

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Some friendships are controversial like pineapple on pizza. Other friendships are a pairing made in culinary heaven. This is a perfect card to remind your close friend that you’re thinking of them.

Caribbean comedian | onicia muller

$5 USD

Hungry Soul – Funny Friendship Greeting card

FRONT
Spending time with you always feeds my soul…which is great because I can’t cook.

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Spending time with a close friend can be so filling…almost as filling as food. This card is perfect to share with those you have a super close bond to.

Funny greeting cards | caribbean comedian | onicia muller

$5 USD

Old Friends – Funny Birthday Card

FRONT
Show me your friends and I’ll tell you who you are…

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Lovable and old! Happy Birthday!

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Getting old can be scary, but it doesn’t have to be if we learn to laugh at ourselves. This card is a perfect birthday greeting for someone getting up in age.

$5 USD

Funny greeting cards | caribbean comedian | onicia muller

$5 USD

Howling Back – Funny Birthday card

FRONT
Dog 1: Awooo!
Dog 2: Are you howling ’cause it’s your birthday?
Dog 1: That and my back ain’t what it used to be.

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Getting older does a number on your body. That shouldn’t stop you from partying. This card is perfect for the party animal who won’t let aging slow them down.

Funny greeting cards | caribbean comedian | onicia muller

$30 USD

8-Pack Funny Greeting Cards

PRODUCT DETAILS
2 Mac and Cheese
2 Hungry Soul
2 Old Friends
2 Howling Back

Get 8 for the price of 6

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Being funny on command requires proper nutrition. Please buy me ice cream!

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