New headshots!

The very lovely Elizabeth McQuern has done it again. Very happy with my new headshots. Can’t wait to create some fun promo graphics for Just Being Funny (#JBF) and #Scamsss.

Caribbean comedian Onicia Muller is still freezing her buns off in Chicago. However, photographer Elizabeth McQuern makes it look like she’s having fun.

Speaking of #Scamsss, Devin and I recently traveled to my winter home in France to shoot promo for season 2.

Amazing podcast hosts Onicia and Devin do a media tour for their podcast ‘Scams, Swindles, and Schemes’ in Paris, France.

Funny Holiday Greeting Cards

6-pack of funny greeting cards for Christmas and New Year. Only 9 left in stock.
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Black owned holiday greeting cards by Onicia Muller

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Everyone’s favorite booty guru is back with another natural hair product review. Like. Comment. Subscribe.

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Onicia Updates

Funny Greeting Cards – Onicia Update

No, no news from Sundance as yet. We find out on August 12. I’ll post the news (good or bad) in my September newsletter. 

My funny greeting cards are ready and my online store is live! Please support by art by buying a card. Cards not your thing? Consider sending me ice cream money. Thanks to all my beta testers and Deb Walker

Last month, I wrote and performed the tale of Lajabless for the Forsee Foundation. If you’re into ghost stories, then you need to hear about the Caribbean she-devil who entices drunk men and turns them into human sacrifices. You can listen to Lajabless and other Caribbean folklore on the Forsee Foundation’s SoundCloud

Just Being Funny: A sketchy dinner date with a broke sugar daddy
My wallet was stolen hours after I’d withdrawn thousands of Pesos from my bank account. We had just enough to cover our hostel costs until our trip was over. We needed money, and we needed it— Knock. Knock. Yuck, it was that toad-face, middle-aged guy who kept asking us out. ¡¡Lightbulb!! Talk about knock and […]

Just Being Funny: Mr. Greedy ate my regurgitated steak
Bullfighting is like a local gang challenging you to a one-on-one fistfight, but when you show up, they got a big ole knife and a clownin’ homie for backup. After witnessing the absolutely appalling murder of innocent bulls, I vowed never to eat steak that I knew personally. The murder? Horrific. The steak? Terrific! Before […]

Lastly, I want to thank the GOOD web developer erica dreisbach for creating my new WordPress website. Holla at her. 

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The truth about American Greetings – Onicia Updates

Last year I sold eight cards to American Greetings. Since then, many of you have asked when my funny greeting cards will be available for purchase. Well, I contacted American Greetings’ Creative Team and basically it takes years before card ideas hit the shelves.

The good news is that Deb Walker (Purely Zen Art) and I are teaming up to create a line of funny greeting cards and we’d like your feedback.

Last month, I teamed up with the kates for their Stay Home and Laugh In Fundraiser for The Book Cellar. We raised over $1400 in two hours! THANKS <3

Did I tell you about the time my super conservative boyfriend made me wait four months for a hug

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