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Daniel Rosehill on sketchy landlords and Mariann Aalda on ageism — Onicia Update

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NEW #SCAMSSS: Daniel Rosehill on annual rent increases and landlords picking your roommates

Daniel Rosehill has the best roommate (aww) and he rates annual rent increases as ‘scams’! KEEP READING

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Nah fam, I ain’t going to jail over some yoghurt—Just Being Funny

Speaking of useless but well-meaning property owners.The breakfast burglar struck again! I was enraged imagining them stumbling into the hostel after a night of misdeeds and slinked into the kitchen where they laughed at my sign while eating my yoghurt

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Mariann Aalda: Ageism Is a Bully…Stand Up to It!

Funny woman Mariann Aalda (@mariannaalda) shares the guiding principle she has utilized throughout her life, which she now applies to getting older. Her hope is that at the end of it, you’ll be saying to yourself: “I’ll have what she’s having.” Chicago native and Southern Illinois University alumna, Mariann Aalda was one of the first African-American daytime soap opera heroines as attorney DiDi Bannister on Edge of Night. Her acting career included roles on Sunset Beach, First & 10, Guiding Light, The Royal Family and Designing Women. She also hosted USA’s Designs for Living.

Stories Web Series

Bathroom Confessionals — a web series by Onicia Muller

Bathroom Confesisonals is “Little Horribles” meets “Grace and Frankie”. Friendship is tested when two middle-aged women with questionable grooming habits rediscover their bodies, romance, and social values. They’ll learn that character is who they are in the dark; that place is their bathrooms.


Bathroom Confessionals explores rediscovering your body after 50 and how grooming habits reveal a lot about human character and life. Each episode opens and closes with a bathroom scene highlighting the episode’s themes.


DANICA WILLIAMS (40) an educated professional who’s lived alone for so long that she’s developed curious habits. These often result in navigating tricky intimate situations.

CYNTHIA JOURDAN (47) comfortable in her skin, she’s a vegan, who’s passionate about saving the planet. Not always checking sources, she supports all the radical causes with great enthusiasm.

STEPHAN ELLIS (29) T-shirt, hoodie, and jeans. Too bro or not too bro? Ambiguous. Stephan’s clean-cut looks downplay/hide he’s radical ideologies. As Danica’s love interest, he re-introduces her to Chicago’s activist community.

RICK BROWNING (50) a “dry and to the point” type of guy. He’s been a landlord for several years and has lived through every type of tenant.

The Script

WGA West Registry
Confirmation for registration number: 1844311
Effective Date: 6/2/2016
Title: Bathroom Confessionals

If you enjoyed my web series, ‘Bathroom Confessionals,’ email me at HeyOnicia[at] with feedback, collaboration requests, and ice cream donations.